The Last Bastion of Absurdity

BAD JOKES

2009-02-21T04:54:59Z

What a Jewish dilemma? Free Ham Sandwich

Whats a Hindu dilemma? Being paid to eat cheeseburgers

Whats a Christian dilemma? Would you have chosen to rescue Jesus from murder?

Quick question to the general population

2008-12-12T05:30:47Z

Does anyone else use cheap vodka as a cleaning agent?

I mean, I've been using it for years. Its a tough solvent on grease, and it disinfects as it goes. Toxicity is zero, and even if you did have children eating, all the alcohol would all burn off. So its pretty much my cleaning chemical of choice.

I didn't know if anyone else did this, or any thoughts on the matter.

On the election results

2008-11-05T04:55:57Z

The only image I can conjure, is the end of Return of the Jedi, when the whole galaxy rejoices at once.

Holy Shit

2008-05-03T05:06:25Z

Ron Paul toying with endorsing Obama?

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/05/02/paul-not-ready-to-endorse-mccain-likes-obamas-foreign-policy/

Monotheism -------> Atheism

2008-04-22T00:35:27Z

This has bugged me for quite some time: people seem to think there's a border between being worshipping a supreme diety of your choice (monotheism) and being an absolute atheist. In fact, there's a massive number of steps along the way, and I'd like to point out for the general public a few highlights.

Monotheism: God Exists, God is Great
Dystheism: God Exists, but kinda likes to fuck with people
Misotheism: God Exists, but it a complete fucking asshole.
Deism: God Exists, but has a very hands off approach. Things work themselves out.
Agnosticism: God may or may not exist, and nobody knows.
Atheism: God does not exist.

And thats just the highlight reel. I'm not going to say exactly where on that scale I fall personally, but most of my friends can probably figure it out.

shenlong_draco @ 2008-04-09T00:57:00

2008-04-09T04:57:58Z

I'm going to guess I have many, many friends reading this who work in technical positions.

I'm even willing assume that a nearly identical number of people see their co-workers as complete idiots.

I see your idiots, and I raise you a bunch of MORONS:

Stakes just got highers

2008-02-24T14:30:03Z

Nader says he's running as an Independent.

This means several things: if Clinton wins the nomination, he will help McCain beat her and I'll be perfectly happy with that. If Obama wins, Nader is going to get swept aside like a piece o sheet.

I'd been dreading this, but it could be interesting.

Are you SHITTING me?

2008-02-12T16:28:33Z

Lead story on Fox News right now, I swear to god:

See that pregnant lady over there? DHS and the FBI are warning law enforcement officials that she might be the most dangerous 'mom' you'll ever meet.

_______________________________________

Are we supposed to be terrified of fat people now, too?

shenlong_draco @ 2008-02-07T12:56:00

2008-02-07T17:57:04Z

Barack Obama: "YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME.

Oh you horrible bitch.

2008-02-04T19:36:20Z

Call me a sexist, fine.

Call me a chauvanist, I can live with it.

Call me a tool of the male power structure, I may go into a rant about the idea of me supporting a power structure of any known type

But so help me god, Hillary Clinton tears up publicly every single time she's down to a wire.

Owned.

2008-02-04T17:03:38Z

Wonderful exchange on my campus green today for everyone of all faiths who think people need to have thier shit straight.

BFA= "Bibles For America" representative
Draven= me.

BFA: Excuse me sir, would you like a free bible today?
Draven: Old testamant or new testament?
BFA: New Testament-
Draven: Jewish!
BFA: Well, ok, uh, actually, you know the Book of Isiah?
Draven: We're gonna go with "sure."
BFA: Well, in the book Jehova says "I am the savior"
Draven: Go on
BFA: Well, Jesus' name in the original greek means "Savior of Man"
Draven: Wait, what? Jesus's name was a combination of Hebrew and Armenian. He never set foot on Greek soil in his lifetime.
BFA: Well, yes, but-
Draven: In fact, the only part of his name that was derived from Greek was Christos which meant "the Annointed One".

At this point, the head of the group came up, introduced herself, and thanked me for giving them some of my time. They didn't offer me a bible and I felt rather unwelcome.

Barack Obama Wins Nevada

2008-01-20T05:46:38Z

Don't beleive me?

Check the delegates:

Obama: 13 delegates
Clinton: 12 delegates.

Sounds like a fucking win to me.

"Pro-Life Group Sends Plastic Fetus In Mail"

2008-01-18T14:59:34Z

Got a wax fruit bowl in your living room? Spice it up a little!

Caption Contest!

2008-01-17T14:33:05Z

I mean, I got nothing sufficient, personally.

Specifically for you, Grant.

2007-11-25T20:14:46Z

Bush in love, a story in three parts.

shenlong_draco @ 2007-11-19T13:06:00

2007-11-19T18:06:52Z

Survey by NYU J-Class Finds That 1 in 5 Students Would Exchange Right to Vote for iPod

Why the fuck is this news?

We're talking about choosing between "The right to choose John Kerry or George Bush as President" and an Ipod. An Ipod's the only fucking way you're coming out ahead.

shenlong_draco @ 2007-09-30T22:53:00

2007-10-01T02:54:16Z

Well, looks like Ron Paul just bought my vote.

I'm a bad, bad man.

2007-06-14T03:47:13Z

What do you call a feminist dilemma?

shenlong_draco @ 2007-03-27T16:19:00

2007-03-27T20:20:54Z

For those of you who ask what we in Atlanta, with our mild winters and our "Ain't shit compared to Texas" summer, have to deal with weather wise; I submit the following presentation:

Nope, no typos there.

snerk

2007-02-26T06:58:37Z

This weeks candidate for Headline of the Week

Sharpton? Pissed

What goes around comes around

2007-02-22T01:34:17Z

Been waiting years to see this headline

If at first you don't succeed

2007-01-13T19:48:43Z

Well, looks like the t-shirt site's ad run on Something Positive only netted returns of ten percent what I expected. Not that happy about it but I've got a lot of RA functions on the line for the year.

Everything else is going pretty well, mostly focused on the site and the writing contests. Those of you in my critic filter are gonna see samples popping up for review periodically.

Not much else to say, how's everyone else been?

shenlong_draco @ 2006-11-23T02:36:00

2006-11-23T06:36:03Z

Runics Apparel's web site has now gone live.

Opening lineup is seven shirts on the site, I'll be expanding as best I can. Check out the designs, and if you like it, pimp it ;)

http://www.runics.net

Thanks for the time, yo.

shenlong_draco @ 2006-11-01T23:59:00

2006-11-02T03:59:03Z

So I think I need to get back into writing- seriously, as in busting ass to get published like I was back in '04. [Edit: I'll say only one more time I will not be participating in Nanowrimo, god knows that's just a glorified costume party where spastic would-be's dress up like Dean Koontz and try to jet out a "masterpiece" before the clock hits midnight and the suits go in the dustbin for another year.]

I'd like to start posting samples for feedback- and I'll be enabling anonymous posting for anyone who thinks my well documented wrathful streak will extend to this (it won't). The long and short is that I need to start writing with the intent of presenting it to an audience and any help would be appreciated.

That said, I'll be creating a filter so your friends list isn't automatically covered in the dirt that gets sculpted into clay. Volunteer only, now taking registrations.

Boo yah

2006-10-09T03:56:05Z

HowManyOfMe.com

There are:
0
people with my name
in the U.S.A.

How many have your name?