| Quick question to the general population |
[12 Dec 2008|12:28am] |
Does anyone else use cheap vodka as a cleaning agent?
I mean, I've been using it for years. Its a tough solvent on grease, and it disinfects as it goes. Toxicity is zero, and even if you did have children eating, all the alcohol would all burn off. So its pretty much my cleaning chemical of choice.
I didn't know if anyone else did this, or any thoughts on the matter.
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| On the election results |
[05 Nov 2008|11:55pm] |
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The only image I can conjure, is the end of Return of the Jedi, when the whole galaxy rejoices at once.
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| Monotheism -------> Atheism |
[21 Apr 2008|08:22pm] |
This has bugged me for quite some time: people seem to think there's a border between being worshipping a supreme diety of your choice (monotheism) and being an absolute atheist. In fact, there's a massive number of steps along the way, and I'd like to point out for the general public a few highlights.
Monotheism: God Exists, God is Great
Dystheism: God Exists, but kinda likes to fuck with people
Misotheism: God Exists, but it a complete fucking asshole.
Deism: God Exists, but has a very hands off approach. Things work themselves out.
Agnosticism: God may or may not exist, and nobody knows.
Atheism: God does not exist.
And thats just the highlight reel. I'm not going to say exactly where on that scale I fall personally, but most of my friends can probably figure it out.
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[09 Apr 2008|12:57am] |
I'm going to guess I have many, many friends reading this who work in technical positions.
I'm even willing assume that a nearly identical number of people see their co-workers as complete idiots.
I see your idiots, and I raise you a bunch of MORONS:
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| Stakes just got highers |
[24 Feb 2008|09:28am] |
Nader says he's running as an Independent.
This means several things: if Clinton wins the nomination, he will help McCain beat her and I'll be perfectly happy with that. If Obama wins, Nader is going to get swept aside like a piece o sheet.
I'd been dreading this, but it could be interesting.
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| Are you SHITTING me? |
[12 Feb 2008|11:27am] |
Lead story on Fox News right now, I swear to god:
See that pregnant lady over there? DHS and the FBI are warning law enforcement officials that she might be the most dangerous 'mom' you'll ever meet.
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Are we supposed to be terrified of fat people now, too?
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| Owned. |
[04 Feb 2008|11:58am] |
Wonderful exchange on my campus green today for everyone of all faiths who think people need to have thier shit straight.
BFA= "Bibles For America" representative
Draven= me.
BFA: Excuse me sir, would you like a free bible today?
Draven: Old testamant or new testament?
BFA: New Testament-
Draven: Jewish!
BFA: Well, ok, uh, actually, you know the Book of Isiah?
Draven: We're gonna go with "sure."
BFA: Well, in the book Jehova says "I am the savior"
Draven: Go on
BFA: Well, Jesus' name in the original greek means "Savior of Man"
Draven: Wait, what? Jesus's name was a combination of Hebrew and Armenian. He never set foot on Greek soil in his lifetime.
BFA: Well, yes, but-
Draven: In fact, the only part of his name that was derived from Greek was Christos which meant "the Annointed One".
At this point, the head of the group came up, introduced herself, and thanked me for giving them some of my time. They didn't offer me a bible and I felt rather unwelcome.
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| Barack Obama Wins Nevada |
[20 Jan 2008|12:45am] |
Don't beleive me?
Check the delegates:
Obama: 13 delegates
Clinton: 12 delegates.
Sounds like a fucking win to me.
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| Caption Contest! |
[17 Jan 2008|09:32am] |
I mean, I got nothing sufficient, personally.
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[27 Mar 2007|04:19pm] |
For those of you who ask what we in Atlanta, with our mild winters and our "Ain't shit compared to Texas" summer, have to deal with weather wise; I submit the following presentation:
Nope, no typos there.
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